1). The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY

Robert Mugabe Quotes About Himself
2). I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for.” – March 2003

3). I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

4). A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.
Robert Mugabe Quotes On Alcohol Indulgence.

5). Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

6). Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit
Robert Mugabe Quote On Gender Equality
7). It’s not possible that women can be at par with men
Robert Mugabe Quotes On colonialism and Prolonged leadership.

8). “Was it not enough punishment and suffering in history that we were uprooted and made helpless slaves not only in new colonial outposts but also domestically” – Undated.

9). When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.

10). South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.


11). Mr Bush, Mr Blair and now Mr Brown’s sense of human rights precludes our people’s right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neocolonialists.

12). Journalist: Sir, don’t you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President?
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?

13). Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?

14). What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

15). He who swallows a complete coconut has absolute trust in his anus.
16). The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

17). We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

18). When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.
19). Only God who appointed me will remove me.

20). The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans

21). We have fought for our land, we have fought for our sovereignty, small as we are we have won our independence and we are prepared to shed our blood…. So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.

On corruption in Nigeria
22). “Are we now like Nigeria where you have to reach your pocket to get anything done? You get into a plane in Nigeria and you sit there and the crew keeps dilly-dalling without taking off as they wait for you to pay them to fly the plane” – March 2014

23). If the choice were made, one for us to lose our sovereignty and become a member of the Commonwealth or remain with our sovereignty and lose the membership of the Commonwealth, I would say let the Commonwealth go.